Halfway to heaven but a foot stuck in reality.

Hello all! First thing, Happy Deepavali to all the Hindu! Haha, actually I'm also celebrating the new year with them, through working though. Their festivals is equivalent to my work. If you know where I am working at that is. Dhey thumbi~

Okay, so I have figured out quite some ridiculous common phrase which does not match logic these few days.

1. "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus." - Bullshit! All human being come from Mother Earth please!

2. "You better watch what you are saying." - Erm, how do you watch something that is supposed to be heard?

3. "Wah lau why you shit/fart so smelly one?" - Doesn't all smell bad? Where can you find one pleasant smelling shit/fart?

4. "Eh you know what I dreamt about last night?" - Ya I will know only after you finish your story.

5. "Wah tonight got star leh!" - You mean yesterday and tomorrow have no stars? Get your astronomy facts right kid!

6. "You cut your hair huh?" - No I don't cut my hair, I went for a haircut and the stylist cut for me.

7. "This taste so awful. You want to try?" - What good friend you are. Thanks but no thanks.

8. "Stop eavesdropping on us! Don't listen anymore!" - If only I am Jumbo the Elephant and i can just flap to cover my ears.


Haha, pretty true for some right? Oh well perhaps that what make life interesting and funny. =)